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Title: 'Naughty List'
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
"You surely could have had better ideas for what to give me for Christmas than this!" River held the stocking at arms-length, eyeing its black and lumpy contents with distinct distaste.
The Doctor chuckled warmly. "Of course I could have," he told her, his tone ever so slightly smug. "But I thought that this particular present suited you perfectly."
She stared at him, confused. "A stocking filled with coal?! I don't understand. Why would you ever think it suited me?"
"Because you, my dear," he replied, booping her on the nose, "have your name permanently engraved on Santa's 'Naughty' list."
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
"You surely could have had better ideas for what to give me for Christmas than this!" River held the stocking at arms-length, eyeing its black and lumpy contents with distinct distaste.
The Doctor chuckled warmly. "Of course I could have," he told her, his tone ever so slightly smug. "But I thought that this particular present suited you perfectly."
She stared at him, confused. "A stocking filled with coal?! I don't understand. Why would you ever think it suited me?"
"Because you, my dear," he replied, booping her on the nose, "have your name permanently engraved on Santa's 'Naughty' list."
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