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Jan. 22nd, 2026 09:21 pmHappy birthday
marcicat!!!!!!!! You are my favorite person in the world and I hope you have the best and sparkliest year yet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I was trying to think of a fic rec I don't know for sure you've already read, and it was not easy! I have likely not succeeded, but I thought the excerpt was funny enough to be worth it regardless.
♥ Pre-Existing Condition, by Helenish
“Isn’t this fraud?” Matt says. He’s inspecting the card again, who knows what’s so interesting about it, just John’s name at the top next to SUBSCRIBER NAME: and then a neat row of lines at the bottom under DEPENDENTS: SPOUSE Farrell M; CHILD McLane L; CHILD McLane J.
“Oh, right, I forgot what a law-abiding citizen you were,“ John begins, “You can do whatever you want because you’re a fucking anarchist—“
“—Democrat, but okay—“
“but god forbid I should ever—“ the argument clicking along down the old familiar track—except Matt laughs.
“Fine, man, you got me. I only have one leg. What do you want for dinner?”
I was trying to think of a fic rec I don't know for sure you've already read, and it was not easy! I have likely not succeeded, but I thought the excerpt was funny enough to be worth it regardless.
♥ Pre-Existing Condition, by Helenish
“Isn’t this fraud?” Matt says. He’s inspecting the card again, who knows what’s so interesting about it, just John’s name at the top next to SUBSCRIBER NAME: and then a neat row of lines at the bottom under DEPENDENTS: SPOUSE Farrell M; CHILD McLane L; CHILD McLane J.
“Oh, right, I forgot what a law-abiding citizen you were,“ John begins, “You can do whatever you want because you’re a fucking anarchist—“
“—Democrat, but okay—“
“but god forbid I should ever—“ the argument clicking along down the old familiar track—except Matt laughs.
“Fine, man, you got me. I only have one leg. What do you want for dinner?”


