but_can_i_be_trusted: from the Wayne & Shuster sketch, 'Rinse the Blood off My Toga' (Default)
Echo Invictus ([personal profile] but_can_i_be_trusted) wrote in [community profile] adventdrabbles2018-12-18 01:34 am

Dec. 14th; Doctor Who: Eleventh Doctor/River Song, 'Naughty List'

Title: 'Naughty List'
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Rating: G

"You surely could have had better ideas for what to give me for Christmas than this!" River held the stocking at arms-length, eyeing its black and lumpy contents with distinct distaste.

The Doctor chuckled warmly. "Of course I could have," he told her, his tone ever so slightly smug. "But I thought that this particular present suited you perfectly."

She stared at him, confused. "A stocking filled with coal?! I don't understand. Why would you ever think it suited me?"

"Because you, my dear," he replied, booping her on the nose, "have your name permanently engraved on Santa's 'Naughty' list."
reachingforinfinity: River Song, pink and purple background (river song)

[personal profile] reachingforinfinity 2018-12-19 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaaaa. Poor River.