adventdrabbles | dec 18: BTS: rating: Teen

Title: Secret Santa
Fandom: BTS
Rating: Teen
Prompt: day 18: red sexy Christmas underwear
Notes: Following on from an earlier day when Hoseok accidentally and unknowingly sends Yoongi a prostate massager instead of a shoulder massager for Xmas

“Yup, yup,” muttered Yoongi, with his hands on his hips, looking down at the item he’d just unboxed. “It is what it says it is. It isn’t a prank gift. Not that Hoseok is prone to giving prank gifts.”
Min Holly looked thoughtful.
“Yup,” said Yoongi. “Jung Hoseok sent me a prostate massager for Christmas. Or did he? I bet he was hacked! Of course! That’s what this is!”
Yoongi tapped his phone. “Let’s see.”
“Hey, Yoongles, I only have a second.”
“I just wanted to say thanks for my gift. You did get me a gift, didn’t you? A, um, massager?”
“Yes! Do you like it? Have you tried it out?”
Yoongi’s eyebrows jumped. “Uh, no. Not yet. I just opened it.”
“I saw it and thought of you.”
“You did?!”
“You’re too tense, Yoongles.”
“I mean, well, uh…”
“I gotta go. Enjoy. Send me a selfie of the afterglow.”
Yoongi sputtered. “Um, my gift to you is on the way…”
“Oh, you don’t have to give me anything…okay…bye.”
Yoongi stared at Holly. “What do you get the man who got you a prostate massager?”
Holly whimpered and fled under the sofa.
“Thanks for the help,” said Yoongi dryly.