Dec 4: BTS: Gen
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Title: Unwanted Gift
Fandom: BTS
Rating: Gen
Length: 100
Characters: SUGA & jhope
Summary: jhope gets strawberries for Christmas.
“Sorry,” said Yoongi into the phone. “I know unwanted gifts are the worst.”
“Strawberries are never unwanted,” said Hoseok. “I’ll admit seven crates is generous, but I can freeze some. Make smoothies for my dancers. Make jam.”
“No, I mean, I didn’t want to gift you that.”
“What?!”
“I’m bird-sitting my neighbor’s Einstein-level parrot, and it managed to use my voice-controlled system to order those damned strawberries—in the middle of winter—and send them to you. I can’t prove it, but I think Holly’s behind it since I took him to the vet yesterday for his shots. Stop laughing!”
Fandom: BTS
Rating: Gen
Length: 100
Characters: SUGA & jhope
Summary: jhope gets strawberries for Christmas.
“Sorry,” said Yoongi into the phone. “I know unwanted gifts are the worst.”
“Strawberries are never unwanted,” said Hoseok. “I’ll admit seven crates is generous, but I can freeze some. Make smoothies for my dancers. Make jam.”
“No, I mean, I didn’t want to gift you that.”
“What?!”
“I’m bird-sitting my neighbor’s Einstein-level parrot, and it managed to use my voice-controlled system to order those damned strawberries—in the middle of winter—and send them to you. I can’t prove it, but I think Holly’s behind it since I took him to the vet yesterday for his shots. Stop laughing!”
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Date: 2024-12-05 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-12-05 06:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-12-06 12:21 am (UTC)That could only happen to Suga. *giggles*
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Date: 2024-12-06 02:57 am (UTC)and shake his head and wish he were a rock about :)