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Title: Christmas is Murder
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Length: 100
Rating: Gen
Prompt: Day 3: Christmas self-care
Characters: Jim Moriarty (criminal mastermind) & Sebastian Moran (sidekick sniper)
Summary: Jim's got an idea.


“Ah,” announced Sebastian Moran. “I see. I go out and kill very specific villains at an impossible distance and you sit around doing beauty treatments.” He ripped the sheet mask from his boss’s face. “What’s this?”

“Christmas self-care.” Moriarty nodded to box open on the coffee table. “Like it says on the tin.”

“Since when do criminal masterminds need self-care—at Christmas or any other time?!”

“Got an idea. Think of the possibilities, Sebbie. Lethal lotion. Bath bombs which actually explode. This,” he held up the wand, “is called a copperhead massager.”

Seb hummed. “Call it ‘Christmas is Murder’?”

“Yes!”

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