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adventdrabblesTitle: Christmas Kittens
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Characters: Jeeves & Bertie Wooster
Summary: Bertie wants children.
Jeeves turned the corner and crashed into his employer carrying a hamper.
“Sir?”
“Jeeves! Apologies and whatnot, but I can’t talk now. I’m in desperate need of children. Cherubs, you know. Wee ones. Pitter-patter of little feet.”
“Indeed, sir?” Jeeves’ brow crinkled an eighth of an inch “Confirmed bachelor, no longer?”
“Don’t be daft! I found these, and if I don’t pawn them off on some unsuspecting excrescences soon, I might succumb to their siren charms and then we’ll be the proud owners of…”
He lifted the lid.
“…a pair of Christmas kittens.”
“Oh, dear. I’ll help you look, sir.”
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Characters: Jeeves & Bertie Wooster
Summary: Bertie wants children.
Jeeves turned the corner and crashed into his employer carrying a hamper.
“Sir?”
“Jeeves! Apologies and whatnot, but I can’t talk now. I’m in desperate need of children. Cherubs, you know. Wee ones. Pitter-patter of little feet.”
“Indeed, sir?” Jeeves’ brow crinkled an eighth of an inch “Confirmed bachelor, no longer?”
“Don’t be daft! I found these, and if I don’t pawn them off on some unsuspecting excrescences soon, I might succumb to their siren charms and then we’ll be the proud owners of…”
He lifted the lid.
“…a pair of Christmas kittens.”
“Oh, dear. I’ll help you look, sir.”
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Date: 2019-12-17 08:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-12-17 01:55 pm (UTC)