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adventdrabblesTitle: Christmas pine
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Relationship: Jeeves/Bertie (one sided)
Summary: It's a pun.
“I say, Jeeves, what do you think that species of tall and needled over there is? I don’t believe I’ve seen one quite like that before.”
“That is a Christmas pine, sir. During the Yuletide season, it stands stoic and stalwart and silent in the face of that which it most desires and denies its own longings, preferring to guard its tenderest elements from the scorn or, indeed, the very recognition of its beloved.”
“You don’t say. Do you think I should, oh, I don’t know, slip it fiver or give it a fraternal pat on the trunk or something?”
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Relationship: Jeeves/Bertie (one sided)
Summary: It's a pun.
“I say, Jeeves, what do you think that species of tall and needled over there is? I don’t believe I’ve seen one quite like that before.”
“That is a Christmas pine, sir. During the Yuletide season, it stands stoic and stalwart and silent in the face of that which it most desires and denies its own longings, preferring to guard its tenderest elements from the scorn or, indeed, the very recognition of its beloved.”
“You don’t say. Do you think I should, oh, I don’t know, slip it fiver or give it a fraternal pat on the trunk or something?”
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Date: 2019-12-17 09:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-12-17 01:54 pm (UTC)