adventdrabbles | dec 22: BTS: rating: teen

Title: Dad Joke Rizz
Fandom: BTS
Rating: Teen for innuendo
Pairing: RM/Jin
Prompt: day 22: misheard carol lyrics
Notes: dialogue only
Summary: Jin's trying to chat up a clueless RM the only way he knows how: dad jokes.

“Joonie, why did the Christmas slug break up with the Christmas snail?”
“Are there Christmas slugs and Christmas snails?”
“Just say ‘why?’ Joonie!”
“Okay, why?”
“Because their relationship was moving too slow.”
“Oh, that’s too bad. Communication is important, hyung.”
“Joonie.”
“What?”
“It’s a joke.”
“Oh, I’m glad.”
“But also kind of a hint.”
“But are there Christmas snails? Was that a joke, too?”
“Okay, Joonie, how does a snowman stay warm at night?”
“Um…”
“Joonie.”
“How?”
“With a blanket of snow.”
“Interesting.”
“Do you want to make like a pair of snowmen together?”
“You want to sleep in snow with me?”
“Under a blanket, Joonie!”
“Oh.”
“Are you getting this? I’ll even put on a bra of holly for you.”
“What?”
“You know like the song.”
“What song?”
“The Christmas song: deck the halls with bras of holly, fa-la-la-la-lah!”
“Oh, hyung, that’s, that’s, that’s not exactly what it says…”
“Good because I got silk holly because no way am I putting genuine prickly leaves near these worldwide handsome nipples so…what do you say?”
“Just so I’m clear. You’re asking me to come over and spend the night?”
“Yes.”
“I say: how ‘bout I bring dinner?”
“Great. I’ll make breakfast.”