Dec 19, Harry Potter, Severus Snape, "A Gift from the Heart"

[kelly_chambliss]

Title: A Gift from the Heart
Author: kelly_chambliss
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: Severus Snape
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 (according to AO3)
Prompt: A Christmas gift for someone you don't like
Summary: Severus Snape thinks Christmas is a load of shite.

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"Fucking 'Secret Santa' game!" raged Severus Snape, kicking the rusted-out cauldron that he'd forgot to remove from his office. "Ow. Christmas spirit, my arse. A load of shite."

He kicked the cauldron again for emphasis. "Ow. Albus wants me to give him a gift? Fine."

A wave of his wand over the owl-mail order form on his desk, and the words "one ton of fermented dragon's dung" filled themselves in.

Snape sneered.

At Boxing Day dinner, a beaming Pomona Sprout bustled up to him. "Severus! Dumbledore says I have you to thank for the exquisite fertilizer! What a perfect gift!"

Comments

[mrs_sweetpeach]

Oh my, this was funny! Hopefully Snape is a much better mood when he learns what happened with his gift.

[kelly_chambliss]

I imagine Snape stays in a foul temper for all of the holidays! Thanks for reading.

[torino10154]

LOLOLOL That sounds about right, tbh.