02 Dec: BBC Sherlock: Bad Date
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adventdrabblesTitle: Bad Date
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Rating: Gen
Length: 100
Characters: Sherlock & John
Prompt: 02 Dec elf wine [also foremotion100 prompt 34: upset]
Summary: John's date did not go well.
“I don’t know why you’re upset, John.”
“You ruined my date with your observations, Sherlock!”
“You ruined it yourself with that jumper.”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“One, it’s hideous. And two, she’s allergic.”
“What?! Huh. Maybe you’re right. About the allergy part.”
“I’m always right, and, John, could you really have a convivial time with someone who pronounces the ‘g’ in gnome?”
“I put up with eyeballs in the microwave!”
“And, it was a wine elf, not a wine gnome.”
“This from someone who doesn’t know the earth goes round the sun. Where’s the wine elf, by the way?”
“Lestrade.”
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Rating: Gen
Length: 100
Characters: Sherlock & John
Prompt: 02 Dec elf wine [also for
emotion100 prompt 34: upset]Summary: John's date did not go well.
“I don’t know why you’re upset, John.”
“You ruined my date with your observations, Sherlock!”
“You ruined it yourself with that jumper.”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“One, it’s hideous. And two, she’s allergic.”
“What?! Huh. Maybe you’re right. About the allergy part.”
“I’m always right, and, John, could you really have a convivial time with someone who pronounces the ‘g’ in gnome?”
“I put up with eyeballs in the microwave!”
“And, it was a wine elf, not a wine gnome.”
“This from someone who doesn’t know the earth goes round the sun. Where’s the wine elf, by the way?”
“Lestrade.”
