December 9th: 'Slim' (Original Poetry)

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Title: 'Slim'
Fandom: Original Poetry
Characters: Original
Rating: G
Notes: I'm sorry; this is the best I could come up with. 😢

There was a young fellow named Slim
Who 'round alcohol was quite dim
Of sorrel he drank
At least one full tank
Now a hangover's going to hit him