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adventdrabblesTitle: 'Pucker Up'
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
"That quite possibly qualifies as the single most underhanded thing you've ever done," the Doctor declared, stalking into the TARDIS. Digging a handkerchief out of his pocket, he proceeded to scrub lipstick off of his face.
River trailed behind him, grinning smugly. "I don't know what you're talking about," she purred.
"The hell you don't! You knew that the fourth moon of Sepala is the largest mistletoe farm in the sector!" He glared furiously, feeling even more put out by how self-satisfied River looked.
"Only because I did my research beforehand, which Heaven knows you never do," she told him. She pulled one last sprig of the stuff out of her pocket, holding it over her head. "Now, hush up, and pucker up, sweetie."
"This isn't a joke, River! I'm very cross with you at the moment! You tricked me..." Trailing off, the Doctor hung his head and sighed. "Oh, what the hell," he muttered, kissing her.
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
"That quite possibly qualifies as the single most underhanded thing you've ever done," the Doctor declared, stalking into the TARDIS. Digging a handkerchief out of his pocket, he proceeded to scrub lipstick off of his face.
River trailed behind him, grinning smugly. "I don't know what you're talking about," she purred.
"The hell you don't! You knew that the fourth moon of Sepala is the largest mistletoe farm in the sector!" He glared furiously, feeling even more put out by how self-satisfied River looked.
"Only because I did my research beforehand, which Heaven knows you never do," she told him. She pulled one last sprig of the stuff out of her pocket, holding it over her head. "Now, hush up, and pucker up, sweetie."
"This isn't a joke, River! I'm very cross with you at the moment! You tricked me..." Trailing off, the Doctor hung his head and sighed. "Oh, what the hell," he muttered, kissing her.
