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05 Dec: BTS: Christmas Blackout
Title: Christmas Blackout
Fandom: BTS
Characters: RM, SUGA, Jungkook
Length: 300
Rating: Gen
Prompt: 05 Dec Christmas blackout
Summary: SUGA and RM are thirsting over a caroling Jungkook...then chaos erupts.
“I don’t want a lot for Christmas…”
Yoongi crossed his arms over his chest and nodded toward the stage and said, “Our maknae’s all grown up.”
“Yeah,” agreed Namjoon, who was standing beside Yoongi with his hands in his pockets, rocking back and forth on his heels. “He’s really giving that song everything he’s got.”
“And the costume,” said Yoongi. “Whew! He looks good in red velvet and the white fur trim and, of course, there’s the…”
“Skin.”
“Muscles.”
“Hmm. He’s been working out…”
“For a hundred years. But so have we and we don’t look like that.”
“Speak for yourself.”
“I am.”
“We certainly picked the right representative for the Dream-lover Christmas Lip-synch Battle.”
“True. You know, Joon, I don’t know much about Christmas.”
“Me neither.”
“I read on the internet Mariah Carey invented Christmas in 1994.”
“It was a good year,” said Namjoon.
“The year before was better, but…oh, god, please tell me that Hoseok is going to drop the behind-the-scenes footage he’s taking in the group chat.”
“Hyung, if that button pops…”
“I will sew another one on with my teeth,” said Yoongi. “What?! Why is the music stopping? What’s going on?”
“Something’s wrong.” Namjoon squinted. “Jungkook didn’t understand it was a lip-synch battle. He was singing. The director’s not happy. Jungkook’s getting pouty about it." Namjoon frowned. “He says he’s going to walk off.”
“Our maknae’s all grown up…into a diva! This is not good for PR. Joon, put your big-boy, United-Nations, leader-of-the-free-world pants on and go and fix this.”
“What?! Oh, okay. Here I go—Um, excuse me, sir? Um, yes, let’s—uh, what seems to be the conflict—uh, whoa, no, who put that there, oh, no!”
CRASH!
“Well,” said Yoongi into the abject darkness and utter chaos, “that’s one way to do it.”
Fandom: BTS
Characters: RM, SUGA, Jungkook
Length: 300
Rating: Gen
Prompt: 05 Dec Christmas blackout
Summary: SUGA and RM are thirsting over a caroling Jungkook...then chaos erupts.
“I don’t want a lot for Christmas…”
Yoongi crossed his arms over his chest and nodded toward the stage and said, “Our maknae’s all grown up.”
“Yeah,” agreed Namjoon, who was standing beside Yoongi with his hands in his pockets, rocking back and forth on his heels. “He’s really giving that song everything he’s got.”
“And the costume,” said Yoongi. “Whew! He looks good in red velvet and the white fur trim and, of course, there’s the…”
“Skin.”
“Muscles.”
“Hmm. He’s been working out…”
“For a hundred years. But so have we and we don’t look like that.”
“Speak for yourself.”
“I am.”
“We certainly picked the right representative for the Dream-lover Christmas Lip-synch Battle.”
“True. You know, Joon, I don’t know much about Christmas.”
“Me neither.”
“I read on the internet Mariah Carey invented Christmas in 1994.”
“It was a good year,” said Namjoon.
“The year before was better, but…oh, god, please tell me that Hoseok is going to drop the behind-the-scenes footage he’s taking in the group chat.”
“Hyung, if that button pops…”
“I will sew another one on with my teeth,” said Yoongi. “What?! Why is the music stopping? What’s going on?”
“Something’s wrong.” Namjoon squinted. “Jungkook didn’t understand it was a lip-synch battle. He was singing. The director’s not happy. Jungkook’s getting pouty about it." Namjoon frowned. “He says he’s going to walk off.”
“Our maknae’s all grown up…into a diva! This is not good for PR. Joon, put your big-boy, United-Nations, leader-of-the-free-world pants on and go and fix this.”
“What?! Oh, okay. Here I go—Um, excuse me, sir? Um, yes, let’s—uh, what seems to be the conflict—uh, whoa, no, who put that there, oh, no!”
CRASH!
“Well,” said Yoongi into the abject darkness and utter chaos, “that’s one way to do it.”