December 20th: 'Korina's Party' (Original Fiction)

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Title: 'Korina's Party'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Rating: PG (Mild inebriation)
Notes: Dialogue only

"Okay, we should be at Korina's place in about five minutes. But I need you to promise me something before you get there."

"Sure. What d'you want me to promise you?"

"Please, please, please don't pull a stunt at her party like you did last year."

"I don't remember what I did last year. Refresh my memory."

"You don't remember because you got drunk last year."

"Oh, I see. I getcha. I promise. No getting drunk at Korina's Christmas party. You have my word...hic!"

"...you're drunk already, aren't you."

"Drunk as a skunk, stoned out of my gourd, high as a kite, swacked...you name a synonym for 'drunk', and I am it."

"Oh, great. That's great. Look, I know you don't like Korina--"

"Not even a little bit. That's why I'm...I ran out of synonyms. I need a drink or two in order to face that creature."

"We haven't even gotten there, yet, and you can't keep a simple promise."

"I resent that. I kept that promise. I did not get drunk at Korina's party."

"I hate it when you get into technicalities."