December Twenty-Ninth; Original Poetry: 'Unconventional'

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Title: 'Unconventional'
Fandom: Original Poetry
Characters: Original
Rating: G

Call me strange or unconventional
But I won't ever touch champagne
To others, it might be celebratory
But I hear hangovers are a pain
I'll stick with water or cola
Chocolate milk, or even juice
I swore long ago that I would never
To subject my health to such abuse